I've just chewed on a straw for the past hour and it's made my tongue raw. It was time to spit it out. And I say spit it out because when I chew on a straw, it isn't just the end of it. It's the end and then I fold it and chew, fold it and chew, fold it and chew until I"m chewing on the whole thing all folded neatly in my mouth, and fits down one side of my molars.
And have I told anyone lately that I have 2 cats to give away?