Tuesday, March 25, 2008

a glimpse...

Don't forget to look toward the horizon... chances are it could be the view that you need the most at any given time to put things into perspective for you! And do me a favor, yeah? Think of me next time you look toward yours?

Love Jules :OMWAH!

Saturday, March 22, 2008

when you people watch, you see alot!

There are just a few things that you should check before you leave your house in the morning to save the embarassment of not only yourself but also those you are with. Honestly, it's no laughing matter... pay attention... but when you ARE done giggling, run and check the mirror!

1) Do you have any free falling yet somehow still clingy boogers?
3) Have you plucked that one stray hair that randomly grows off the strangest spot on your face?
4) Are your nipples in general alignment (you know this one could be the worst at this time of year where you don't wear a jacket and there's that still coolish spring breeze making things perky).
5) What IS that black stuff under your fingernails - have you been playing in the bucket of tar AGAIN?
2) Do you have any ear crusties? Those who enjoy a good ear suck don't necessarily need a midnight snack in the process.
6) If the right shoe is black and the left one is brown, at least make sure you aren't wearing two lefts or two rights...
7) Please check your package before stepping out the door. Men, no moose knuckles... women, no camel toes. TSK TSK!
8) There are far better haircuts than a mullet. Please, I beg of you... let the 80's go in peace.

I suppose that's all that's worth mentioning for now!!

Jules :OP

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

I know...

If I were to ask you what the most
event of your life has been thus far...
would you be able to answer it?

Okay... so think about it for a sec.. or a few minutes.. or even hours. Then come back here and let me know what it is!

Jules :O!

Monday, March 17, 2008

yeah, I love just about any nickname!

Apparently, after my drunk sister on St Patrick's Day has revealed, my new nickname has become Jukey. It stands for something like Jules Cutey (according to her). Thank you to the friends who think I'm so cute that I deserve a new nickname!! Wish I could have joined you all, maybe next year! This year I had more important fish to fry.

If you could give me any nickname... what would it be? I'm curious to know... I love them so!


Jules :Oj


Saturday, March 15, 2008

I love dreamland

Has anyone else ever had a dream about themselves trying to hold a garage sale/halloween haunted house party while wearing only a half lingerie half tank top piece of clothing with panties, letting your nipples poke out and constantly noticing that the coins exchanging hands were all shaped into things like hearts or sailboats?

Or is it just me?

Jules :Oj

Friday, March 14, 2008

Let's Ponder...


I'm just curious... what do you make of it?

Jules :O?

Sunday, March 09, 2008

Quickies are good..

Sorry I've been away... I've just been uber busy, it seems... combined with that overwhelming urge to become one with nature as Spring grabs a hold of me and gleefully keeps me under it's power... OY!

I should have more time next week to get a little bit caught up!!

Jules :Oj

Tuesday, March 04, 2008

it's almost TICKLY!!

Oh yeah.

I can feel it.

It's really getting a grip on me.

S-P-R-I-N-G F-E-V-E-R!!!!

Come and GET me, Spring Fever!!!

Jules :Oweeeee!