Saturday, July 26, 2008

Oh Piddle!

I asked my sister if she thought it would turn people off my blog if I put a photo of my flourescent orange pee in the toilet on here. She said it would, so I'm just gonna write about it instead!

I have a bladder infection... it burns and sucks crispy cat pucker and in addition to the antibiotics, they gave me some little black disc shaped pills. Okay, so good thing they warned me about the effects it would have on my number one's and number two's because holy poppin' dynamite that one little black pill filled the toilet bowl with the orangiest of oranges!!! Imagine what it would look like if you ate about 50 pounds of only orange skittles. Well... really, I'm not sure that would affect your pee color, but just play along with me here. Ummm.. okay, a better one: Imagine what it would look like if you ate 50 pounds of beets and then imagine that the beets were orange. Heehee!! That one should have given you the right visual of what color my pee is right now. Aren't you the lucky ones for reading my blog!

So yeah. There you go...

Jules :Oj

Sunday, July 20, 2008

I'm half back, anyway!

Just stopped in to say that I'm back from the UK and Spain and I had a wonderful time. I'll check in more once I've gotten some sleep. But a HUGE FUCKING FANTASTIC thank you to Si, Ams, Mum, Tim, Philippa, Matt and Dan for making my vacation absolutely outstanding!!!


Sunday, July 13, 2008

Hi ho, hi ho, it's on a plane I go...

'Nuf Said!
See you when I get home!
Jules :OD

Monday, July 07, 2008

here, let me brief you...

Women's panties are expensive. In fact, all women's undergarments are expensive! And you can't try panties on first to make sure they fit right like you can do with a bra. And they're non-refundable. I went to Old Navy today because I saw some nice lacey panties that I thought might work well with my body and did the whole hold them up to me and wrap them around my body's curves... the whole faux fitting routine. Figured they'd fit fine. Paid $15 for THREE pairs of panties and got them home to find that even though they all said the same size and came from the same bin and were the same style, the all fit slightly differently and only one of the pairs of 3 fits me well enough to be comfortable in! So basically, I just paid $15 for ONE pair of panties. Tell me how that's fair when a guy can go and buy a multi-pack of 5 pairs of gonch for $10 and have them all fit just fine?!

Maybe I should just switch to men's underwear... or make more of a habit of going commando.

Jules :Of

Sunday, July 06, 2008

go the zigzaggy route... a title just for fun.

One week (and a minor bit) before I go on my holiday!
I am S-T-O-K-E-D!!!! WAAHOOOOO!!!

Here's the thing I've been thinking about tonight. When they made the keyboard, why did they go all QWERTY on our asses and why couldn't they have just gone all ABCDEFG?! Seems to me that it would have been easier to learn if it was in alphabetical order. Was there just some scientific reasoning behind putting the z in the lower left corner and the p in the upper right where my pinky finger never seems to want to fully reach (maybe I just need longer fingers...does anyone know of a finger stretching program I can go on?)?! If they'd have just done an ABCDEFG keyboard, I bet we wouldn't need the bumpy things on the j and f to "find our place".

Heavy sigh. I think the keyboard was just an invention that went a little qwerty.. err... I mean quirky. Stupid keyboard.

Jules :Op

Saturday, July 05, 2008

two things

I'm surprised I can even type tonight. I spent all day picking weeds in my undone flowerbeds in the backyard. It's not that I traditionally let my beds become overgrown with weeds, it's just that with my impending move, I haven't been paying a lot of attention to my backyard. But it had finally become too much of an eyesore and it doesn't look good when you're trying to sell your house.

I did discover something today though... those weeds, when left long enough that they go to flower, many of them are very beautiful! So in light of that, I think that the world should refer to weeds as wild flowers from now on. Unless they are a plant that never flowers... but I even saw and picked some very pretty vine like plants that didn't have flowers.


Do you like Nutella?
How about peanut butter?
And raspberry jam?

Take a lesson from my son and combine all 3 into a sandwich or on your morning toast. I've tried it... and while I can't say it's a new addiction (I don't find myself sleepwalking at night only to wake up and find myself covered with the combination of the three - although that DOES sound like fun and I'd like to explore that someday) I do agree with him! It's tasty!

Jules :O*

Friday, July 04, 2008

not afraid of my hairdresser anymore!

I got my hair cut today... what do you think? I think this is the shortest it's ever been, but I say that every time, I'm sure!! I think it's hot!

Jules :Oyowza!

Thursday, July 03, 2008

**brain blip**

It's been a while. Here's a bit of randomness!

Just when you've run out of butter, that's the time you decide that it would be nice to experiment with its lubricative abilities. You know, like greasing a cake pan... or something...

I think we need to as a collective, come up with another word for the zit, a.k.a pimple. I don't particularily think either is creative and I think that these blemishes are becoming super human in size and duration as we get closer to the year 2010 and they are going to take control over us if we don't rename them before then.

I've been thinking about adding to my existing tattoo to go up and wind around my calf a little bit. More pretty bits and maybe adding some color to it this time... I'll let you know when I've fully thought that through!

Hawiian Tropic 45 Suncreen in the white bottle is the best smelling suncreen out there. It tickles my nose with frenzied delight every time I smell it and it just gets better as it wears on my body throughout the day. Have you ever been struck that way by a smell?

Serious question. Oh shit. I can't even think of one.

Guess that's my cue to end the post, before I REALLY start putting my random thoughts in here!

Wednesday, July 02, 2008

Wellllll.... honestly, you would have too.

There is an out and out orgy scene with a few full frontal male nudity scenes in it in the movie "Walk Hard - The Dewey Cox Story". I'm not ashamed to admit that I looked up from my lappy and reached for the remote to pause it.

Jules :OP

Tuesday, July 01, 2008

Happy Canada Day!

I was looking for a good pic that I'd taken of a Canadian Flag for this post, and well.. it's not all alone and in the spotlight, but it's the best one I had where it was on display in my recent collection! Anyway, getting to the point... Happy Canada Day!

Oh hey and while you're here... wanna know something?! I'm not going to divulge all the details, but in 13 days, I'm going on a trip! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Jules :O*