I asked my sister if she thought it would turn people off my blog if I put a photo of my flourescent orange pee in the toilet on here. She said it would, so I'm just gonna write about it instead!
I have a bladder infection... it burns and sucks crispy cat pucker and in addition to the antibiotics, they gave me some little black disc shaped pills. Okay, so good thing they warned me about the effects it would have on my number one's and number two's because holy poppin' dynamite that one little black pill filled the toilet bowl with the orangiest of oranges!!! Imagine what it would look like if you ate about 50 pounds of only orange skittles. Well... really, I'm not sure that would affect your pee color, but just play along with me here. Ummm.. okay, a better one: Imagine what it would look like if you ate 50 pounds of beets and then imagine that the beets were orange. Heehee!! That one should have given you the right visual of what color my pee is right now. Aren't you the lucky ones for reading my blog!
So yeah. There you go...