Tuesday, August 26, 2008

just for laughs!

So my sister says this is why I end up with a mohawk in the mornings... do you think it has anything to do with it??

LMAO @ myself here... hope you can join in on my hilarity!!!

Grunty - this, I SWEAR, is not how I traditionally wear my makeup! ;O)

Jules :Ohehee

Sunday, August 24, 2008

A Toy Story 2 Blip

There's an inherant problem with a scene in Toy Story 2 that's been on my mind and it increasingly bugs me every time I have to watch the movie. I say have to because my Baby is in love with it and requests it at least 3 times a week.

Anyway, you know the scene where Al is passed out on the sofa with his cheesy puffs all over the place and his fingers are absolutely COVERED in cheesy puff powder? Well when he wakes up, he totally, in his panic to return Woody to the safety of his glass shrine, reaches for and picks up Woody's detached arm WITH HIS CHEESY COVERED FINGERTIPS!

Ummm... excuse me... but did you really just touch this appendage of a priceless addition to your collection and get cheesy puff dust all over it?? Holy muffin tops, man... that's not cool. Not cool at all. Talk about making more work for "The Cleaner".

Speaking of which, I won't drone on and on, but the bit with The Cleaner in it is my favorite part of that whole movie!! Specifically when he cleans Woody's eyes. Love that part.


Jules :O)

Saturday, August 23, 2008

For My Treat... a reminder...

Well... it's just that sometimes I get so damned emotional and it's because I've never been so loved and in love in all my life. Seeing this movie was a pivotal event in my life and this feature song from it still reaches to my core and tugs HARD on my heartstrings... plays the most lovely tune imaginable inside my entire being. I love it. Here's the chorus... but do yourself a favor and watch (or rewatch) the video!!

Someone to love you with all his heart,
Is difficult to come by,
Should there be someone like that,
He’s the one for you, be sure
His hand, you must take
For all you know, tomorrow might never be.

Jules :Osigh

Thursday, August 21, 2008

a hairy bit...

Honest to God... sometimes I wake up with my hair styled as a mohawk. It happened two morning's ago. It happens more often than I'd like to admit, and it makes me think something going on...

Fess up, peeps.. which one of you is the "Masked Midnight Hairstyler"?

Jules Z:Oj

secrets are sometimes good!

You know.. I always knew there was a good reason I was so happy all the time. Apparently it's just part of my genetic makeup. See, it's been told to me that:

The Secret to Happiness is a Good Sense of Humor and a Bad Memory!

HA! So there we go!! I have a good sense of humor and an absolutely lousy memory!! So I'm golden!! Woooo!!!

Jules :Ogiggle

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

House to Home...

Did I just buy my next home? Wish me luck... this one's sold, and the buyer's are just organizing their financing... so based on that I put an offer down on one in a nice new subdivision in town. But it's of course, pending my own financing!! So keep me in your thoughts and send me your destressors as I work through all of this banking red tape. I thank my lucky stars that I was accepted for a Proprietorship and this was all made even slightly possible!

Jules :OWOW!

Friday, August 15, 2008


The agenda for the night was do some prelimiinary house hunting drive by's, get a slurpee and some Lays Classic chips and stick in the movie "Scenes From A Sexual Nature". It takes place in London! What a nice surprise on so many levels!

I'll update this later and let you know how it all turns out!

In the meantime... just FYI - my house is conditionally sold, pending sale of the buyer's home. I'm house hunting like mad and realtor.ca is my new addiction! I could be moving into my own place by October... wish me luck in finding something that hasn't been snapped up before I can even see it!

***UPDATE on the movie: Ummm... ? Confusing? Controversial? Romantic? Funny? But you know.. the whole time I just sat here thinking "Where's the sex?!?" One bare bum in the whole thing! Well, so far... anyway... and it's almost over, I think! At least there was some talk about multiple orgasms. That happened in the beginning of the movie... but was it enough to carry me the whole distance? Ummm...

Jules :Oj

Monday, August 11, 2008

Check this out!

It's LOVE IS week!

Everyone, help to bring the God of Love back from his holiday and submit your best "Love is..." line here!!

ie. Love is feeling all fluttery just because you can see the twinkle in his eye.

What Love Is statement do you have? Come on.. let's get really mushy! Men... your wives aren't gonna see this, so have at 'er. Here's your chance to let down the macho front you feel the need to put up and really dig your heels into some of the softer side you've always longed to be able to express!

So what'cha got?

Jules :Oloveis...

And another nice thingy about me today!

What Your Latte Says About You
You are easygoing and pretty simple to please. You don't put up a fuss... ever.

You can be quite silly at times, but you know when to buckle down and be serious.

You have a good deal of energy, but you pace yourself. You never burn out too fast.

You're addicted to caffeine. There's no denying it.

You are a child at heart, and you don't ever miss the opportunity to do something playful.

You are sophisticated and daring, but you are never snobby.

Quite liked the sounds of this!

Apparently I can't mention the word cherry anytime Tys is around, so I'll just post this today!!

June 21 - July 21
Connect with those who carry you upwards and encourage your fantasies today, instead of those who try to bring you back down to reality, dear Cancer. There is a need for you to shine more brightly than usual and there is no reason why this wish should not be granted. As long as you align yourself with admirable people and noble causes, everything will work out splendidly for you, so go for it.

Any of you want to hang out with me today!? You all fit the bill!

Jules :Oj

Friday, August 08, 2008

a gummy anecdote

Blitz Energy Gum.

So, I love finding new things to give me energy, because I spend too much time doing energy draining things, or things that make me want to fall asleep directly after doing them... like masturbating. Ahh, who cares... this is my blog, I'll say what I want!! ;OP

Anyway, I love the Monster Energy drinks. I hate the Rockstar ones (or whatever they are). Tried Red Bull for the first time when I was in the UK, believe it or not. I'm just ever interested in checking energy things out. So I went on the hunt for this gum that I'd seen once or twice before but never bought. Seemed like everywhere I looked, it was gone. Until yesterday when I found it in it's original flavor and pepermint flavor at a corner store down by where I work. So I bought the red "original flavor" thinking because it was red it might be cinnamon or cherry.

I didn't try it till today and I was absolutely bitter beer faced from the moment I put it into my mouth and started to chew!! It was like mega-ultra-extreme cherry flavor but with cherries that never had a chance to fully ripen so they were like supremely bitter still. If I had to name the flavor, I'd probably call it Slight Cherry All Bitter flavor. It was without a doubt the most disgusting gum I've ever tried. I chewed it for about 3 minutes, thinking the bitterness would subside, but it was like the longer I chewed, the more bitter it got!! I didn't think my tastebuds would recover!! So I turfed the piece I was chewing and now I have this pack of gum that I can't stand, with one piece missing (so I can't gift it away to anyone) and the damn thing cost me like $3.50 or something!! What a GIANT waste of money that was!!

I'm just gonna file it under the "don't know until you try it" category!

Jules :Oyuck!

Thursday, August 07, 2008


YES!! YES!!!
I'm so happy!!! Joshua won on this season's So You Think You Can Dance!!!


Okay, an untrained street hip hop dancer, from the ghetto who couldn't afford dance lessons, never before having done any of these dances... and he takes the prize!! How spectacular! Listen... anyone with a bum like that and thighs like those who can shake and shimmy like that ... boyohwahwowziiiiing! Mmmhhhmmm... Here... have a look.

Incidentally, Katee, his partner in both is who I wanted to win if it was a girl, but I had Joshua pegged for the whole thing!!!

Like, he makes me go Oh My Fuck... YUM!
And what Mary does at the end of the second video, that's what I sounded like tonight when he won!!

Jules :OP

smell THIS!

Ever have a smell impact what you dream?

Two nights ago I was dreaming my idiotic active insane type of dreams and it let to some point to me dreaming of my 2.5 year old son covered head to toe in poo. I remember that in my dream I was really disgusted and quite livid with him that he would play with his poo like that... and as I was dreaming it, I literally was smelling it too. It was such a strong odor that it woke me up and upon waking, my sense changes slightly and I was absolutely convinced without a doubt that my cat had shit somewhere in my room. So here I am 4:30 in the morning, threw my glasses on and my bedroom light and I'm inspecting every corner of my room for cat poo. I never found any... I'm sniffing my bed to make sure he hadn't done some unspeakable on my mattress again, nope, nothing. So after about 15 minutes, I decided to just flip the fan on high and worry about it in the morning.

Got my roomy off to school, got my son eating breakfast, grabbed the spot shot and off I went, determined to find the cat poo which awoke me in the night!

Sniff... sniff... deep inhale... yep, the smell's still here. Damnit!!! That cat!!! I never shut my bedroom door anymore, there's no reason for him not to make it to the litter box! Grrr... sniff.. where's that effing cat shit... oh he's gonna be in for it when I find that cat poo!!! 20 minutes later, I still hadn't found any!! So I resigned to the thought that maybe it was just some massively realistic dream.

Then last night I was sitting at the kitchen table and had a few windows open and all of a sudden in wafted the smell... it was SKUNK! I hope like hell I don't have a skunk in my yard that was set off twice in two nights... I'm scared to go down into the back yard and look!!

Even if it is, though... I'm just relieved that it wasn't cat excretion on my mattress again.

Jules :Oj

Tuesday, August 05, 2008

my UNfabulously shrunken head

Well... I wasn't expecting this to happen, but I was driving along the main drag in Red Deer on my way to the bank this morning and I went to put on my sunglasses (I have the magnetic clip on kind) and my glasses shifted ever so oddly.

My glasses never shift... I never have to push them up on my nose or adjust them. They've always fit just exactly right.

So because they never need adjusting, and they aren't known to slip and slide around my face just out of the blue... I've come to the ONLY logical conclusion:

My Head Must Have Shrunk Last Night!

It's not funny, people... I already have a small head and I can't afford to lose circumference on it! Plus, it's a little bit troubling, because I know as we age we are supposed to start shrinking, but I'm only 32 and if I'm already starting to shrink, I'll be the size of a pea by the time I'm 80!

Pray for me, my dedicated readers... my most esteemed friends... pray that I don't wake up tomorrow and have an arm that's decided to receed in length by 4cm's or something.

Jules Q:Oohno!!

Saturday, August 02, 2008


I never, if I can help it... and most times I can... flush a public toilet with my hands. It's not beyond me to lift my leg just about clear over my head so that I can push down on the handle with my fully covered shoed foot.

Is this strange?

It's just that the thought of the possibility of getting some stranger's number one or number two on my hands from them making a mess when they wiped and then getting it on the handle... well really it grosses me out!

So I foot flush. I am a foot flusher. Self proclaimed. And proud of it!

Now... if I ever wake up in the middle of the night, after sleepwalking down to the boot closet, nawing on that same foot flushing pair of shoes because I thought that in my sleep it was a yummy chicken salad sandwich or something that might change how I flush entirely.

Jules :O!

life's grand!

Well!! Could life BE any better than it is right now?

I've never felt more loved, I've started work again full time from home (my Proprietorship) and that is going SO well, my Babe is adapting sooo well to all the changes in our lives, my house has got a conditional offer on it pending sale of their home first (so keep fingers crossed that their house sells asap!), and I've found a home that I'm pretty sure I can manage - have to talk with the bank first for sure - that I just love and gives me room to grow!

It's like a brand new beginning, fresh, clean, new, exciting...


Before I go... HAPPY BIRTHDAY to my soul brother, Ams!!! I love you!!!

Jules :OD