My glasses never shift... I never have to push them up on my nose or adjust them. They've always fit just exactly right.
So because they never need adjusting, and they aren't known to slip and slide around my face just out of the blue... I've come to the ONLY logical conclusion:
My Head Must Have Shrunk Last Night!
It's not funny, people... I already have a small head and I can't afford to lose circumference on it! Plus, it's a little bit troubling, because I know as we age we are supposed to start shrinking, but I'm only 32 and if I'm already starting to shrink, I'll be the size of a pea by the time I'm 80!
Pray for me, my dedicated readers... my most esteemed friends... pray that I don't wake up tomorrow and have an arm that's decided to receed in length by 4cm's or something.