There are just a few things that you should check before you leave your house in the morning to save the embarassment of not only yourself
but also those you are with. Honestly, it's no laughing matter... pay attention... but when you ARE done giggling, run and check the mirror!
1) Do you have any free falling yet somehow still clingy boogers?
3) Have you plucked that one stray hair that randomly grows off the strangest spot on your face?
4) Are your nipples in general alignment (you know this one could be the worst at this time of year where you don't wear a jacket and there's that still coolish spring breeze making things perky).
5) What IS that black stuff under your fingernails - have you been playing in the bucket of tar AGAIN?
2) Do you have any ear crusties? Those who enjoy a good ear suck don't necessarily need a midnight snack in the process.
6) If the right shoe is black and the left one is brown, at least make sure you aren't wearing two lefts or two rights...
7) Please check your package before stepping out the door. Men, no moose knuckles... women, no camel toes. TSK TSK!
8) There are far better haircuts than a mullet. Please, I beg of you... let the 80's go in peace.
I suppose that's all that's worth mentioning for now!!
Jules :OP