Wednesday, March 31, 2010
Sunday, March 28, 2010
Friday, March 26, 2010
UPDATE: There, took away all the grey... it's looking a bit more like my soft self. It was too dark before.
Monday, March 22, 2010
Me: Sometimes I like to play with my nose.
Sis: Bwahahaha!! What? You like to play with your nose? *snort*
Me: Yeah. I like how it feels. I like rubbing it. This middle part here... *I say as I massage it with my thumb and index finger*
Sis: *covers her eyes and laughs* Oh My God... stop that!!!
Me: What?! I'm not picking my nose, I'm massaging it. Hey, do you think I could make a living being a Nose Masseur?
Sis: (I forget exactly but it was something like:) "You're a f-r-e-a-k!!" Bwahahaha *snort*
Me: Look, I could massage the right nostril... *rub rub rub* ... or the middle *rub* or the left nostril *mmm, long rub*... *I close my eyes and enjoy the moment of satisfaction* It feels so good, I bet people would love it.
Sis: Jeeeeeeeezzz, you are seriously messed up!! Stop doing that!!!
Me: *I start rubbing the end of my nose and then the bridge* Wait!!! Let me do your nose, do you have any boogers? *I start inching toward her with my fingers at the ready*
Sis: Oh God! Ewww!! Noooooooo...Stop!!! You've gone mental!
Me: I have not! People would love it.
Sis: Har Har Heeeeeee Har.. But seriously, you need to stop touching your nose! *puts her hand in front of my face so she can't see me fondle my nose*
So I stopped.
A later conversation led to us talking about a man's junk and we referred to it as a pipe... and then a certain famous somebody's crotch and how nice his bulge is in some magazine shots. And I said he may not have a giant schlong, and suggested he could be all balls. As if this wasn't bad enough, I then said how great balls are. And then without thinking I said "Hey, do you think I could be a Ball Masseur?" She immediately said yes as she tore up in laughter, and said that I could get paid about $500 an hour to do that... ONLY THEN did I realized what I'd just said - essentially that I could be some whore ball handler. LOL!!! OMG!!! Pretty sure I just about peed myself laughing at that one!!! Sometimes I just don't think.
Funny. Freaking. Night!!!
Sunday, March 21, 2010
Yesterday I got a new camera. Today my Mr. Treat has given me an assignment to go do with it. 20 photos to show off it's abilities. Well, that should prove to be interesting and fun!
Yesterday I spent a while out in the sunshine at a place here called Discovery Canyon. I've lived here in this city for a very long time and I actually discovered something new about this place yesterday! It has a beautiful picnic area not far fromthe entrance. you have to walk a little bit to reach it, but it's right on the river bank where loads of geese and moose and other fauna gather. I can't wait to take my big and little guys there and have them experience that. Smell the fresh air, hear the fast running river water, feel the sun's rays on their skin...
Well, that's it for my update. Be well everybody!! And hey, if you're lurking... let me know you're there sometime... I'd like to meet you!!
Love Jules :O)
Thursday, March 18, 2010
Anyway... check out my hair in this pic. This was how it was when I took off my sweat band last night. Hahaha!!! It almost looked like a mullet. Not from the angle I took this photo, but in the mirror, for sure it did!
Now everybody will be saying "Did you hear about that Jules chick? She's trying to bring back the mullet!" Actually, I'm not, but who can we laugh at if not ourselves?
Wednesday, March 17, 2010
Here's what I decided. If I was to be granted one wish from a genie, I've decided for sure what I'd wish for. See, this has been going through my head for about a month now. Maybe a genie came to me in my dreams and told me to start thinking about it.
I would ask for a near perfect memory... 96.4% memory abilities. Might seem a little bit strange to only ask for a 96.4% memory, but I don't think that having 100% is good, there are some things in life you want to be able to forget.
If I had a near perfect memory...
1) I'd be rich because I could remember any information, learn anything I wanted so that I could have any job I wanted, play the stock market because I'd be a statistics freak, I would retain the knowledge of any education I'd ever had, from any source.
2) I'd be in perfect health because I'd remember all the time what was good for my body and how to make it beautiful and healthy.
3) I'd be able to travel anywhere because I'd already be rich and I'd just be able to read a book on any language and be able to use it wherever I wanted to.
4) I'd never lose friendships or fall out with anyone, because I would be able to remember who had what issues or quirks, everything about my friends, and what makes them tick. Plus, anything I'd ever learned about psychology would stick in my brain, so I'd know how to interact with all different personality types.
5) I wouldn't have any issues parenting, because I'd know all the child rearing techniques.
6) I'd probably delve into science for a while and find a cure for some of the world's most killer diseases, because I'd retain the knowledge from all the scientific documents and would be the one who was able to put it all togther and find cures. Mind you... would I do that?? If we didn't have some disease, we'd outgrow our planet awfully quickly. So if I cured some diseases, I'd also have to develop a complete was to make other plants habitable.
So if you had a wish, one wish, what would it be?
Sunday, March 14, 2010
Saturday, March 13, 2010
Thursday, March 11, 2010
When you are in a line up of any sort, how close is too close to stand to the person in front of you? It seemed like there was at least 2 feet uniformly between the people in this line up. But the more I thought about it, the more I wanted to keep inching my way towards the person in front of me.. just to see if I had crossed the imaginary boundary of "line up space". I did inch my way after comtemplating it for a while and something curious happened. The person in front of me inched forward as I did, thereby not allowing me to get closer to him in the line. Interestingly, it didn't seem to matter whether he was getting closer to the person in front of him.
I think I'll try this social experiment in other line ups I encounter around town.
When I left there, I smelled my armpits just to make sure he wasn't trying to get away from me because I stunk. From what I could tell, I smelled good, like vanilla and coconut.
Tuesday, March 09, 2010
I've been feeling poor about my self image. I lost 35 pounds 2 years ago and gained back 15. So while I'm still less than I used to weigh, it's not sitting well with me right now. I thought I'd be thinner for my wedding at the end of May.... doesn't appear that I will be, despite all of my eating right (most of the time) and exercising (3 - 4 times a week) efforts. I'm not sure what's stopping me from losing weight, and it's bothering me.
A book I've read says that your body will lose weight when you can convince it that it wants to be thin, when it's ready to be thin, and when it feels safe to let go of excess weight. But it also says that you have to resolve conflicts, practice forgiveness and let go of things that trouble you emotionally, or it won't feel safe. I can't think of anything at this moment that is troubling me so badly that it is stopping my body from wanting to be thin.
I mean, there's always nagging things here and there, troubles that affect your life on a daily basis that creep up here and there, but I honestly don't feel like there's anything ongoing that's so horrible for my mind that my body doesn't feel safe enough to shed pounds. I'm eating healthy, live foods and choose whole grain stuff whenever possible... I'm drinking more water, I'm taking vitamins and probiotics (well, I take them anyway).
I'm glad the people who love me, love me for whatever I am.... and it's not like I'm horrible looking... I just wish I looked better.
Well... that's all I have to say about that.
Saturday, March 06, 2010
And I hate brass kick plates on the bottoms of doors. I remember having to polish them when I worked at the Red Deer Lodge in the housekeeping department. I hated that.
Now, if you came here really believeing that I had something vitally important to say, then you need to get to know me better! I hardly ever post serious stuff on here! I do that on purpose, so that when I do post something that is V.I. I am taken seriously. Most of the time it even works!
Thursday, March 04, 2010
For the past few days I've put my treadmill on full incline, so I'm running and lunging and walking uphill for the 30 minute work out and I've realized that I think this is a more effective workout than just running on a flat surface for that amount of time. I think this because my heart races for like an hour after I'm done my workout, and I sweat tons more. It almost looks like I come straight out of the shower!! Except I don't smell quite as good. But in all honesty, I don't think I smell grotesque after a work out either.
But why do some people just smell rank and others don't when they're sweating? It's just water... leaving via all body pores. And then that leads me to another question... do all our body parts sweat? Do boobs sweat? What about toe knuckles? I can't really tell, because I seem to be saturated, my whole upper body is anyway. My bum doesn't sweat, I don't think. I never feel like I'm sitting down afterwards into wet shorts. Well.. not wet bum cheeks anyway! LOL!
Ew. That was too much information. Sort of insinuates that my treadmill turns me on. That's another question then... can a person be in love with their exercise equipment? Because on many occasions, I've literally sighed and said to my well used machine "OMG, I feel SO good right now!!!" and give it a little love tap as I am about to walk away after a good long session.
I think I'd better end this post before I wind up getting myself into trouble, because next, my brain went to the little inainmate objects in my bedside table.