Sunday, June 27, 2010
Tuesday, June 22, 2010
7 is just my age though. Not my birthdate. My birthdate in numerology is 6. Combine my age and my birthdate and I'm only 4.
I knew there was a reason I was so damn immature! I'm only as old as my son, for crying out loud!
Happy Birthday to me. Someone phone me and sing it to me and make me feel loved!
Sunday, June 20, 2010
June 22 - July 22
If you analyze your life, you'll see that it has completely changed over the past twelve months, Cancer. You've matured as an individual and your actions have been beneficial to yourself and those around you. Try to make changes as often as you can. Don't stop now. You need to feel that your life is evolving all the time. There is no time to rest.
Sounds just about perfect, hey? Can't wait to see what the rest of the year has in store for me! I know some would argue that the words "me" and "mature" don't fit in the same sentence. That's just cuz I hide all my sides well and only let the ones show that I know will benefit me the most. (That almost makes me sound schizophrenic, but I promise I'm not). Most of the time, making people smile with my sunshiney ways and crude humor fits, and for some reason, that's not deemed mature. Go figure.
Hey here's a question just for kicks, talking about sides of my personality...
What do you like best about me?
C'mon, butter me up. Make me feel good. It's my birthweek...
Saturday, June 19, 2010
Just one that I can see.
It's right below my right knee,
I'm left wondering "how do I get rid of thee?"
I'm wearing a kick ass push up bra.
It keeps my boosoms high.
I wonder if it will attract the attention
of all the males who pass me by.
Yes, this is the only sort of poetry
You'll ever get out of me.
Thursday, June 17, 2010
I am soooo gugrly, bubbly, noisy, gassy... and I have no idea why! **burp** Excuse me. I had a french vanilla coffee from Tim Horton's this morning, which I haven't had for months... could that have done it? I also had a peppermint tea with one sugar, but if anything that should have calmed the guts, not infuriated them. I feel puffy. Puffy like the Pilsbury Dough Boy. If you poke your finger into my tummy, I'm sure I'd have to either fart or giggle. Or both. In fact, that's probably why he does giggle in the commercials, hey? I made hamburgers tonight for supper and ate mine with just raw veggies and a smidge of salad dressing... but maybe it was the bun that did it to me, I'm not used to bread anymore. **pffffffft** OMG. Really.. stop this gargly nonesense already!
Thank God I have an air recycler thing on my furnace... the house won't start to smell as contaminated as my body feels!
Jules :O... belch.
Tuesday, June 15, 2010
On Sunday, I went for a 8km/5mi jog! I jogged all of Wishart Trail which is part of the Kerrywood Nature Centre preserve and then I just wanted to keep going. So thankfully, it is situated very close to McKenzie Trail... so off I continued to go. I stopped only long enough to refill my water bottle with ice cold fountain water and then carried on and did the full loop of McK. When I got back to my car I felt like I could keep going even more, but I'd already been jogging for an hour and it was HOT out. I felt like I might get too much sun if I stayed out longer. I was really proud of myself. Plus, I stepped on the scale on Sunday morning (before my run) and realized I broke through my weight loss plateau, so now I've officially lost 22 pounds and have never felt better! I am fitting clothes that are the same size as I was way back in 2001. I am feeling so damn great!! But I'm not done shedding pounds yet. I will keep treading, because now for some reason I am loving exercising.
Maybe that half marathon IS in the future. There just was one about 3 weeks ago in town here, a full marathon, but I don't know the details. I want to attempt to be in good enough shape for that next May. I know 8km is a long way from a marathon, but that'll be my personal goal.
Sunday, June 13, 2010
The two fragrances that women should wear are apparently:
I don't think one should wear them together though.
So tell me blogger MEN out there.. does this ring true? Would it send you to the moon if your woman wore either of those fragrances? I really do need to know this. If you're a lurker now's the time to speak up. I told said friend I'd take a survey and get back with an answer, and I really don't want to have to conduct this survey by rubbing bacon on myself or hanging a cedar car air freshener from my neck and walking up to every man I see.... ... or do I? ;OP
Monday, June 07, 2010
By now you'd know that I'd cum for you
No one but you, yes I'd cum for you
But only if you told me to
And I'd fight for you
I'd lie, it's true
Give my life for you
You know I'd always cum for you
It's funny how changing the spelling of a word can change the meaning entirely!