I'm so damn cold I think even my poo is frozen when it comes out. I'm so cold that my nose runs instantly when I go outside and it freezes into little snotscicles (my mom was even laughing at my frozen nose hairs the other day). I'm so cold you can see the blue from lack of blood flow to my toes showing through my bright toe nail polish... gives it a sort of Jack Frost type of glow. I'm so cold that I dare not stub my toes or bang my fingers into anything for fear they will just break off. I'm so cold that I'm debating just climbing into a hot bath, clothes and all. I'm so cold that my goosebumps have become a permanent part of my body and have amalgomated into one giant goosebump, in fact, my new nickname should be "Bumpy". I'm so cold that I really have been contemplating the feasability of winter hibernation and the impact it would have on my family if I left them to fend for themselves. Cold. Cold. Cold.
But oh... cheer me up... tell me what you think of my new background. Is it a bit pompous having myself in big like that over there? I'm debating if I should leave it there or take it down.