I'm D-R-A-G-G-I-N my A-S-S today!
Okay, so it was time for me to update my criminal record check and child welfare check for my employer so I figured I'd better get them done today. I parked at the provincial building and did the child welfare check first, then I jogged through downtown and got to the cop shop. I slightly hesitated, because I have a recent infraction... I parked facing the wrong way in front of my own house a few weeks ago and received a $50 parking ticket for that. But seeing as how I paid it the very next day, I thought "not a big deal." So I fill in the forms and as I'm filling in the second one, the lady police officer sternly looks up at me and with a scowl says "You have a bylaw infraction on here, and it shows right here ((points to spot on form)) that your criminal record check isn't 100% clear. If the employer wishes to know what the issue is, they can fill out this form and give it to you to bring back to us and we'll release the information."
She scared me! She looked so cross with me... over a stupid effing parking ticket!!! Tell you what, it had better not cause me grief with my job. It was in front of my own effing house, for crying out loud.
I dropped off the results at work and left a note for my coordinator that it was just a parking ticket... Wish me luck that I don't get fired.
On the plus side, because for every down there's an up... my son's got a little girlfriend. Well, there's a little girl who keeps drawing him this same picture over and over again. Today's came home with a heart next to her depiction of Nathan. Awwwww... makes my heart melt!!! Of course he, being a 5 year old boy, has no idea what the significance is for this little girl. He's a boy who's oblivious to little girls' crushes at this age. At least I assume he is. When I asked him what he says when she gives them to him he said "welllll, I said thank you." LOL! He did color her a unicorn picture back the other day though, so that should have made her swoon. :)