I'm guessing there's just a little bit of hypocrite in all of us (some people live their lives this way constantly, other's just a smidge). As I was relaxing in the tub again I was pondering this. And then as I reached south, I realized I'm definately a hypocrite. So I thought I'd make a list of things that make me so.
I'm a hypocrite because:
I'm always telling my son to keep his hands off his penis, but give me the chance to drop trou and 3 guesses where my fingers wander to.
I'm always telling people to exercise and eat right, but last week I only exercised once and allowed myself to eat pizza and some breakfast wraps from Tim Hortons.
I tell my loved ones to keep their nails trim (especially their toenails) and then realize that a month's gone by without cutting or re-polishing mine.
I notice when other people's houses aren't clean and then see that I can sometimes actually write things in the dust on my entertainment center, see... (I know, it's gross)
I'm not sure what else I'm guilty of being hypocritical of... but hey.. the curtain had to close sometime on this being that you all imagined to be perfection. LOL!
What are you hypocritical about?