I'm going on holidays to the mountains soon. I'm sure I'll be outside hiking, kayaking, or just hanging out lots, as that's what I love to do when I go there. But you know, no matter how dark I get, I still can never achieve that beautiful skin tone that I love so much on Asian/South Asian/European people. I still look fair, even with a tan. I think I was born on the wrong side of the planet this time around. Will have to rectify that next time.
It's okay to miss me while I'm gone.