Really I'm speechless and I've never felt so old in all my life.
I had a bath today and there it was. Bright, disgusting, long and horrifying. I couldn't believe it, really... the fact that it was there shocked me so badly that I thought I'd faint right then and there. Fainting in a bath probably isn't a good idea. So I pulled myself together, gave it a tug and then examined it. It was about the length of my thumb.. so not only did it scare me due to the color and texture, but also the length... I mean, I trim, for pete's sake.
Ya. You guessed it.
My. First. White. Pubic. Hair.
Oh you can bet I'll be watching and yanking any that I see from now on. How it escaped the trimmers before is beyond me. I'd better pay closer attention.
God almighty. I'm old.