Every time I take a drink from the coffee cup that McDonalds gives you, I feel like I'm making out with the lid. It totally (more so than any other lids) looks like a face to me. It takes all of my will power to resist the temptation to... how do I say this without sounding perverted or insane... I must always resist the urge to tongue the hole.
Nope. That still sounded sick.
Enjoy a McDonald's coffee today!