Sometimes I wish for things like a flatter stomach, fewer stretch marks, perkier boobs, a smaller behind.. but then I just sit back and re-evaluate and I'm thankful that whatever parts I do have are healthy, and I remember why I have them in the first place. Stretch marks are indicative of either a pregnancy or weight loss... I'm proud of both of those accomplishments.
Besides.. who would want a smaller butt? With the bum I currently have, if I was Little Red Robin Hood, the wolf might say to me: "The more to spank you on, my dear". And then I'd probably be all turned on by a wolf and have to re-evaluate not just my body but my attraction to animals. Yeah. Actually.. that's not a great thing, my thought process went a little sideways there.
Maybe I do need to do more cardio.
Now I sit here pondering whether I just crossed some sort of line...