It's not Febuary. It's FebRUary.
(Most people are slack on this one, I guess even me from time to time).
It's not Chewsday. It's TUESday.
(A radio personality actually mispronounced this on the air the other day).
It's not Axe. It's ASK.
(Unless you're actually talking about an axe, that thing that chops wood or the manly body deodorant name brand).
It's not Nucular. It's NuCLEar.
(Which is ironic, because there's nothing new or clear after a nuclear fallout).