The next time you see a woman who apparently has deep "frown lines," you'd better think twice about her. Don't pre-judge her, assuming that she's had a really hard go of life with so many troubling circumstances that she's in a perpetual frown. Those same lines get deeper and deeper on the forehead the more a woman has nice, satisfying, long, deep orgasms. It's probably true for men too.
So when I'm 80, I'm going to tell everyone that I didn't live a long hard life with lots of disappointments.. my "frown lines" are "sexual gratification" lines.
P.S. I bet this post will be one of my biggest hitters over time.