Here's the thought that crossed my mind this morning while sitting in a Tim Horton's surrounded by middle aged and older men:
"The older a man gets, the wider he has to spread his legs to sit."
Then I looked closer, and texted my friend about it and then I wasn't so sure. I saw an elderly man with his legs crossed, and one directly across from him of like age with his legs wide open. Therein disproved my thought completely. So then I thought, that it has to be something to do with how much junk a guy's carrying around with him, combined with age. The more junk, the more room there needs to be and the older a man gets, the lower the berries hang, right? So they need to spread their legs in order to be accommodating when sitting, correct?
I don't know why I even have thoughts like this. In the grand scheme of things, it really doesn't matter. All it does it provide a basis of understanding about why men have to sit with their legs so far apart, and why some sit wider than others.
I don't usually post about thoughts like this on here anymore, but I'm always thinking things like this, and if I can't express myself on here, where can I?! Deep down, we're all just a little bit curious, immature and perverted. Even if we don't want to admit it.