Congratulate me, I've finally reached a milestone!
My son is now finally old and independent enough that if I want to drink a beer in my bath, and follow that luxury alone time up with locking my bedroom door and getting out my vibe while he is downstairs unknowingly watching YouTube, I can do it!
I didn't say I just did that... I said that he's old enough for me to do that if I wanted to now.
By the way, if I were to do that, it would be with some wine.